Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of silence.

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like but you may not speak until I say you can do so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the manastery for 5 years before the Priest spoke to her and said, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years and you may now say two words".

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard Bed".

The priest replied, "I am sorry to here that, we will get you a better bed".

After another 5 years the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine to him and said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you may say another two words".

Sister Mary Katherine replied, "Food cold".

The priest said that he would arrange for the food to be improved.

On the 15th anniversary of Sister Mary Katherine t the monastery the priest once again called Sister Mary Katherine to him and said, "You may say two words today".
"I quit", said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It is probably for the best", the Priest replied, "You have done f*ck all but complain since you got here".

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